¡ CLASS of 1956 !
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Show me a man who stands on his own two feet and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke.
If the shoe fits, buy it.
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Life in a vacuum sucks.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Behind every great man is his butt.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
Don't judge a book by its mini-series.
Never *MOON* a werewolf.
According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are always in the majority.
There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you insist on saying it.
Procrastinate now !!!
Make deaf ears to stupid words.
You judge the way you live.
In this world there is neither truth nor lie, everything is like the color of the crystal through which you gaze.
Don't break down, rope; this is the last jerk!
The most desirable woman is the one who belongs to someone else.
The sin carries its own penance.
God does not hear you if you do not speak.
Pray indeed, but get to work!
There is more time than life.
He who lives with hope dies happy.
The devil is wiser not because he's the devil, but because he's old.
In youth we learn, in old age we understand.
Youth is a folly; maturity, a struggle; old age a remorse.
Revenge is a dish that tastes better cold.
The brave man lives until the coward wants.
Money is a good servant but an evil master.
Jealous about honor, careless about providing.
A lamp in the street, obscurity at home.
The deaf cannot listen, but invent well.
It is not enough to know how to ride, you must also know how to fall.
Don't cut your cactus in a neighbor's garden.
It's better to be poor, than to live alone.
Conversation is food for the soul.
A person born to be a flower pot will not go beyond the porch.
It's not the fault of the mouse who wants the cheese, but of the one who sets the trap.
The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
The right time to dine is, for the rich man, when he is hungry, and for the poor man, when he has something to eat.
Envious persons do not compliment, they criticize.
We were born to die no matter what.
A change is as good as a rest. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930)
A day is lost if one has not laughed. - French
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Contentment makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)
Different strokes for different folks. - Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)
Diligence is the mother of good luck. - Ben Franklin
Do not attempt too much at once. - Aesop (c.620-560 BC)
Do not squander time for that is the stuff that life is made of. - Ben Franklin
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. - Bible
Don't call the alligator big mouth until you have crossed the river. - Belizean
Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
Don't let the grass grow on the path of friendship. - Blackfoot (Native American)
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. - unknown
Enough is as good as a feast. - Sir Thomas Mallory (d.1471))
Experience is the best teacher. - Latin Proverb
Failure is the path of least persistence. - unknown
Feed a cold and starve a fever. - C. Morley (1939)
Fools are like other folks as long as they are silent. - Danish
Genius is mainly a great aptitude for patience. - Georges-Louis Leclerc de Buffon (1707-1788)
Genius is ninety percent perspiration and ten percent inspiration. - Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
Give an extra piece of cake to a stepchild.- Korean
Good example is the best sermon. - Ben Franklin
Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. - Aesop
Half the truth is often a whole lie. - Ben Franklin
Happiness depends on ourselves. - Aristotle (384-322 BC)
Happiness isn't a goal, it's a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)
Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Nigerian Proverb
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)
If the rich could hire people to die for them, the poor could make a nice living. - Yiddish
If you want to lift yourself up, lift someone else up.- Booker T. Washington (1856-1915)
If youth knew, if age could. - Henri Estienne (1531-1598)
Judge not, lest ye be judged. Bible
Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa (1910-1997)
Life is short and full of blisters.- African-American
Life is the greatest bargain; we get it for nothing.- Yiddish
Life is too short to waste. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Life is what you make it. - Grandma Moses (1860-1961)
Life isn't all beer and skittles. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton [no relation to Dick Cheney] (1796-1865)
Manana is the busiest day of the week. -Spanish
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930)
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
One who marries for love alone might have bad days but good nights.- Egyptian
Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine (354-430)
Plan your life at New Year's, your day at dawn. - Japanese
Praise the young and they will blossom. - Irish Proverb
Quarrels never could last long, if on one side only lay the wrong. - Ben Franklin
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)
Sing away sorrow, cast away care. - Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616)
Sometimes, less is more. - William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
Sometimes the remedy is worse than the disease. - Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Tell me what you are conceited about, and I'll tell you what you lack. - Argentinian
Tell me whom you admire and I'll tell you who you are.- African-American
The best things in life are free. - B.G. DeSilva (1927)
The doors of wisdom are never shut. - Ben Franklin
The grand instructor, time. - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
There would be no great men if there were no little ones. - George Herbert (1593-1633)
There's none so blind as those who refuse to see. - French Proverb
Time is the rider that breaks our youth. - George Herbert (1593-1633)
United we stand; divided we fall. - Aesop
Vices are their own punishment. - Aesop
Well done is better than
well said. - Ben Franklin